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Derby Hawkins
Derby Hawkins enjoys ice cream, hogging the bed, and going for walks (when it’s not raining). He hails from Ohio (go Buckeyes) and currently resides in Philadelphia.
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Pull My Finger
Need some comic relief? Just pull the retractable finger and hear one of fifteen classic dad jokes that are so embarrassingly bad, they’re good.One-of-a-kind: Includes a…
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Desktop Strongman
Based off the beloved carnival game, this desktop kit includes everything you need to become a high striker! Kit includes:7-1/4" rail and pelletBell with soundHammer32-page…